Dimensional Security Administration

:seley: Fox is primarily Irish and Russian. I’m an American mutt, though basically¬†almost Irish. It’s a bit of a chore to get us “too drunk to notice.”

(EMP grenades¬†disrupt and/or disable electronic devices, like, say, potato launching robots…)

Thanks again to Chris Paulsen for being a good sport and letting us borrow his characters for this little story arc!

:fox: If anyone ever calls you a lightweight, thank them. I’ve never understood that as being anything but a good thing. Getting drunk faster costs less.
(I also have Scottish my blood)

Note: A ‘handle’ is slang in some locales for a half gallon of alcohol, because these bottles nearly always have handles built into the bottle to carry it. And because it’s faster to say. :)